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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

Dog detectives

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Where my balls go?'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Locking Up Crime

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Sistine murder