Kingdom Crime Solver Gifts

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Dog detectives

'Where my balls go?'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"He did it!"

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Sistine murder

Locking Up Crime

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."