Cyber Crime Solver Gifts

'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Archaeologists discover a football

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'