Kimchi Connoisseur Gifts

Flying sauces.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Spontaneous Kombucha

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

What's Their Secret?

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"I feel a draft."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"Just between you and me, he was a road kill."

Chinese Novel Cookie

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Documentation Please

'What have you got?'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Blue wine

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Needs ketchup."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Woolly tofu.

Catsup vs Ketsup.