Kiddo Jokester Pillows

'Do you think our teacher liked kids when she was one?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Serpent Instrument player

The woodwind section

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'