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'Do you think our teacher liked kids when she was one?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Serpent Instrument player

'How can you tell?'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

The woodwind section

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'