Kid's Canvas Curator Gifts

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

(Camel paintings)

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sun Flower.

Vincent Van Goat.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Art Plagiarism

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

How Art Works.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The painting Painter

Artist painting a dancer.

"But is it..?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Giraffe painter.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Private View.