Quirky Classroom Curator Gifts

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Home Schooling'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Think Basics.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

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"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.