Quirky Classroom Enthusiasts Gifts

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Home Schooling'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Global Education

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Think Basics.'

Beginning of the school year

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

School boy

Keep students on their toes...

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

I Do Not have OCD

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'