Comfy Classroom Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

Global Education

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"C'mere, space heater."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Beginning of the school year

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)