Comfy Classroom Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Global Education

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"C'mere, space heater."

Beginning of the school year

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'