Quirky Classroom Enthusiasts Prints

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Home Schooling'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Global Education

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Beginning of the school year

'Think Basics.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

School boy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

A small clown sits at the back of a class room - 'Mr Jenkins, do you always have to be the class clown?!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

I Do Not have OCD

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.