Quirky Educators Prints

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Home Schooling'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Subatomic particles

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

"Shows you how much I know."

Benjamin Franklin

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

When scientists come out of retirement.

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'Think Basics.'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

Lack History Month

Keep students on their toes...

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

The institute.

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'