Kid's Canvas Curator Mugs

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

(Camel paintings)

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Sun Flower.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Vincent Van Goat.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"But is it..?"

Artist painting a dancer.

The painting Painter

David Hockney

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Giraffe painter.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.