Kid Haters Club Gifts

Looking for a tongue-in-cheek gift for someone who loves to embrace their cynicism about kids? Our 'Kid Haters Club' collection features fun, witty designs perfect for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Delight your favorite grump with something that playfully celebrates their sentiment. Whether it's for a friend, coworker, or your own quirky corner, these products bring humor to the everyday and poke fun at the chaos kids can bring.

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'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!' mockup

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

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"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears." mockup

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

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Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

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End the Winter Blues

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'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

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"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

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'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.' mockup

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

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"Send ME to bed early, will they?" mockup

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

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"You calm down."

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"I'd like to see you do this online." mockup

"I'd like to see you do this online."

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Greed.

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Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden. mockup

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

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Telekinetics on strike...

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Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker... mockup

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

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"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!" mockup

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

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'Ants of all lands, unite!'

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"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!" mockup

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

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"So, how's your scary movie?"

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'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?' mockup

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

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Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy. mockup

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

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'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!' mockup

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

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"Is your dog friendly?"

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People bell ringing - 'RING TONES' mockup

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

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'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...' mockup

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

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'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!' mockup

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

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Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection. mockup

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

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"The estranged string trio."

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War of Words

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Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

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Kid Haters Club Gifts Collection

Kid Haters Club Mugs

Looking for more laughs? Check out our 'Kid Haters Club' mugs collection for witty designs that sass up your coffee breaks.

Kid Haters Club Pillows

Brighten up any space with pillows from the 'Kid Haters Club' collection—adding humor and personality to your home decor.

Kid Haters Club Prints

Discover our 'Kid Haters Club' prints—perfect for decorating your favorite space with a humorous statement.

Kid Haters Club T-Shirts

Explore our 'Kid Haters Club' t-shirts—wear your humor proudly with designs that speak your mind in style.