Bug Haters Club Gifts

'Oh no, there's a Pesky man infesting the room.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Flea Philosophy.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."