Spam Haters Club Gifts

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Spam.

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Pandora's Inbox

'He's our Spam expert!'

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Mmm, Spam."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"I create spam for the internet."

"Junk mail."

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'Bloody Spam!'

oh just the usual junk mail

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'

Spam Band

Spam Shells

FWUMP

'Karen, you know that stupid chain e-mail that you deleted? 'Forward within two hours or a hideous spell will befall you!' I just got it too! Dee-lete!'

My spam sketchbook; or, who are these people?

' I see that you're starting to get the spam here too...that sucks man...'

Computer - 'I see you're on the telemarketers 'do-not-call' list...however, you're not on our 'do-not-spam' list!'