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'He's our Spam expert!'

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Meet the People of the Internet

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Here's the junk mail.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Spam.

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Postes Modernes

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Pandora's Inbox

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Recycling Post.

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."