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'He's our Spam expert!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Meet the People of the Internet

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Spam.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Recycling Post.

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

Postes Modernes

Pandora's Inbox

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'