Spam email is everywhere.
Spam Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for a spam survivor? Our collection tailors to those who’ve weathered the digital storm and come out stronger. Whether it’s a witty mug, a clever t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these thoughtful gifts blend humor and resilience, making them ideal for anyone who’s faced spam and won. Perfect for celebrating their perseverance and adding a fun, personal touch to their everyday life.
"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."
'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'
'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'
'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'
'Oh no! The spammers have found us.'
Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.
"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
"I don't know where all these emails are coming from."
''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'
Spam on Mousetrap
'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'
"You haven't answered one of the 180,000 spam emails I sent you. I thought I'd drop by to personally call you rude."
To Unsubscribe....
"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"
My Spam Sketchbook
'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'
'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'
Meet the People of the Internet
"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."
'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
Your computer is not fully protected...
"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."
Spam.
"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."
"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."
'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'
Pandora's Inbox
'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'
'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'
'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'
'He's our Spam expert!'
"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."
"They say you should beware of attachments."
Spam Survivor Gifts Collection
Spam Survivor Mugs
Explore our funny mugs designed for spam survivors—perfect for starting each day with a smile.
Spam Survivor Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor digital resilience—perfect for a comfortable reminder of overcoming spam.
Spam Survivor Prints
Browse inspiring prints that showcase strength and wit, ideal for spam survivors who want to display their victory.
Spam Survivor T-Shirts
Discover clever t-shirts that celebrate spam survival and turn resilience into a bold fashion statement.