Spam Survivor Mugs

Spam email is everywhere.

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'Oh no! The spammers have found us.'

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."

"I don't know where all these emails are coming from."

''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'

Spam on Mousetrap

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

"You haven't answered one of the 180,000 spam emails I sent you. I thought I'd drop by to personally call you rude."

To Unsubscribe....

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Meet the People of the Internet

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Your computer is not fully protected...

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Spam.

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Pandora's Inbox

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"They say you should beware of attachments."