Spam Survivor Mugs

Spam email is everywhere.

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'Oh no! The spammers have found us.'

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."

"I don't know where all these emails are coming from."

''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'

Spam on Mousetrap

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

"You haven't answered one of the 180,000 spam emails I sent you. I thought I'd drop by to personally call you rude."

To Unsubscribe....

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Meet the People of the Internet

Your computer is not fully protected...

Spam.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

Pandora's Inbox

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

Internet crap.

"Mmm, Spam."