Spam Survivors Mugs

'Bloody Spam!'

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My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Meet the People of the Internet

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Your computer is not fully protected...

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Spam.

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

Pandora's Inbox

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

Internet crap.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Mmm, Spam."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

Spam on Mousetrap

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

"Junk mail."

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."