Spam Survivors Pillows

'Bloody Spam!'

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My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Meet the People of the Internet

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Your computer is not fully protected...

Spam.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

Pandora's Inbox

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

Internet crap.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Mmm, Spam."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

"Junk mail."

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

Spam on Mousetrap

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