Spam Email Survivors Pillows

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

My Spam Sketchbook

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

The Eternal Question

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Meet the People of the Internet

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Spam.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"They say you should beware of attachments."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

"Junk mail."

Spam on Mousetrap

The eMailman's Creed

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

'Bloody Spam!'

'Oh, no thanks. Just mark it as SPAM.'

'I've just sent our account details to someone wanting to send their Northern Rock funds.'

To Unsubscribe....

"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."