Spam Skeptic Pillows

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Spam.

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Pandora's Inbox

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"Mmm, Spam."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

'My teacher uses vowels when shell spells a word. I guess she never texts.'

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Spam on Mousetrap

"Junk mail."

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

Web (In)Security

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

'Bloody Spam!'

To Unsubscribe....

'I am the 'man with no name', and also the 'man with no e-mail address'.'

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

Spam email is everywhere.