Scam Survivor Gifts

"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."

'I've just sent our account details to someone wanting to send their Northern Rock funds.'

Last investor in pyramid scheme

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Gone Phishing

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Work Meeting Rules

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"

Spam on Mousetrap

Coping with sarcasm aimed at your toupee.

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

Sales Downturn

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

Sadly, Harper had never heard of the Nigerian letter scam.

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