Scandal Survivor Gifts

Work Meeting Rules

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

JET (Part I)

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

Trumpled

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."