Scam Survivor T-Shirts

"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."

'I've just sent our account details to someone wanting to send their Northern Rock funds.'

Last investor in pyramid scheme

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'Aches! Pains! Fever! I'm going to call tech support.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Work Meeting Rules

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

Coping with sarcasm aimed at your toupee.

Spam on Mousetrap

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

Sales Downturn

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