Spam Email Survivor T-Shirts

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'Ooch - I was sent a spam email that would help you with that!'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

My Spam Sketchbook

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Meet the People of the Internet

Your computer is not fully protected...

Spam.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Pandora's Inbox

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"They say you should beware of attachments."

Internet crap.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Spam on Mousetrap

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

The eMailman's Creed