Kickstarter Creator Gifts

Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy … It's never too late to … wait … "ambassador business"? It's all about the money, right? If you donate enough money to the right politician, you get to be ambassador to a tropical paradise. HOJ. You don't have any money to donate to anyone. I made a kickstarter page.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

SALE

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Mark Zuckerberg

Home for the Holidays

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'