Kickstarter Gifts

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

SALE

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Kick me

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

False starts.

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Mobsourcing

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

Here's where we differ ... You say "pickpocketing," I say "crowdfunding."

'Venture capital' taking a chance.