Kickstarter Creator T-Shirts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."