Jurassic Scholar Gifts

Autodidactyl

At the Museum

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Those Were The Days

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"This is what I use for social media."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Jurassic Ark

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

T-Rex Ballerina