Jurassic Scholar Gifts

Autodidactyl

At the Museum

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Those Were The Days

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Oog has invented the organization chart.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"This is what I use for social media."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Jurassic Ark

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

T-Rex Ballerina

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Fire first discovered here B.C.