Jungles Gifts

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Chameleon.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Parrot

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Sloth traffic jam.

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

Snake luring frog with fly

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Bad Cheetah!!!

"We've had complaints from the local residents regarding nuisance calls."

Children's Parties

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Children's Entertainer

The Housewife

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

"Your remote control, sire."