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Jungle Communication

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

tiger strangling snakes

Leopards do change their spots

Rudyard Kipling

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Reality Bites

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."

Jungle Olympics

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

City Hammock

"...Pretty much the same story as you Tarzan. Lost as a baby, raised by wild animals as one of their own, except I was found by giraffes and not apes."