Jungle Telegraph Fan Gifts

Jungle Communication

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

tiger strangling snakes

Rudyard Kipling

Leopards do change their spots

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Reality Bites

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

Jungle Olympics

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

"I Tarzan . . ."

City Hammock

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

So it's not enough that I pick the fleas off your back? I must also put them on the back of your ex?

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'