Jungle Royalty Fan Gifts

"Yeah, he's good looking and nice, but that's nothing: He's third in line to be "King of the Jungle"!"

"The problem with gazelle is that there's no prize inside."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Leopards do change their spots

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Rudyard Kipling

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Cleopatra

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."