Jungle Royalty Fan Pillows

"Yeah, he's good looking and nice, but that's nothing: He's third in line to be "King of the Jungle"!"

"The problem with gazelle is that there's no prize inside."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

Rudyard Kipling

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Leopards do change their spots

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Cleopatra

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

'Ethelred! Hurry up... It's gone ten past and the Wilsons have arrived."

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'