Jungle Legend Gifts

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Carbon Dating

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."