Jungle Survivor Gifts

'...you have your ideas about survival aids and I have mine '

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

Jungle Stores.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'