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Denise's obsession with reality television programmes was getting out of hand..

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Rudyard Kipling

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'