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"I am not going down to men in g-strings."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Just a little seasoning...

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'