Judo Dabblers Gifts

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

The Screeeen!

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

U R Here

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

'It's just a first draft.'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.

"Unfortunately polishing my mouse isn't as relaxing sharpening my pencils."