Judo Dabblers Pillows

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

The Screeeen!

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

U R Here

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

'It's just a first draft.'

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.