Dirt Dabblers Gifts

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Painting

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Caveman Basketball

'It's just a first draft.'

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Coffee Clouds Rain in a Teacup

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.