Dirt Dabblers Gifts

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Painting

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

Caveman Basketball

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'It's just a first draft.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

"Unfortunately polishing my mouse isn't as relaxing sharpening my pencils."

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.

Now WHERE did I leave my memory stick..?