Judicial Parody Appreciators Gifts

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Antonin Scalia

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Devil on trial - "We find the defendant guilty of being in the details."

The Sheepdog Trials

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

The Supreme Flip Flop!

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

The Little Attorney

"All you need is love."

'I hate it when we operate on malpractice lawyers.'

"If she sings it's over."

'Okay, now read that back to me in your best James Earl Jones voice.'

'Oh, boy!'

'Well, that may be the law, Your Honor, but I don't think it should apply to me.'

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

The evidence will show, your honor, that the defendant is a master manipulator.

"Really, your Honor!"

"Talk about a lousy lawyer! He couldn't even convince the judge that I wasn't a flight risk."

'Orders in the court'

"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"

You'll probably get a life sentence, so you'll be out in four months.

"Are you aware under the new terrorism laws I can hold you without charge for up to 90 days?"