Judicial Parody Appreciators Pillows

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Antonin Scalia

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Devil on trial - "We find the defendant guilty of being in the details."

The Sheepdog Trials

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

The Supreme Flip Flop!

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

The Little Attorney

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

"If she sings it's over."

'Oh, boy!'

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

'Well, that may be the law, Your Honor, but I don't think it should apply to me.'

"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"

A Good, But Not A Supreme Court

"Talk about a lousy lawyer! He couldn't even convince the judge that I wasn't a flight risk."

'Orders in the court'

You'll probably get a life sentence, so you'll be out in four months.

"Really, your Honor!"

"Are you aware under the new terrorism laws I can hold you without charge for up to 90 days?"