Joyce Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

Clown on bike.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

If you're happy and you know it...

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Moving in

"I'm having a pajama day."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

First past the post.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

James Joyce.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Scouse For Beginners

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'