Stoic Enthusiast Gifts

Seneca

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

X-RAY

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Homer

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

'I hope you're hungry.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

The Moe Howard Installation

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

'Where did I put my syringe?'