Stoic Supporter Gifts

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Seneca

Through thick and thin, John always managed to keep a stiff upper lip.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"We always take one piece out."

Zeno Gives Directions

"He never talks about it..."

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Caveman invents car tire.

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

Tony Pulis

Tony Pulis

Help Support Santa Off-Season

'Everything's going to hell, but, as an optimist, I feel it will still take some time for it to happen.'

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.

'I worry a lot.'

The man who didn't want to complain.

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

"Oh well. All’s well that ends well."

'News gets out that the Stoics' annual party has been cancelled.'

"I'm sure it's nothing."

Same Sex Wedding

Dog on Stilts.

"Remember to virtue signal."