Stoic Rain Warrior Gifts

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Giraffe Umbrella

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A little something aside for a rainy day

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Save the river.

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Used to it.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Welcome to Scotland...